EP=Elf Priest!!

How to use one correctly!!

Number one always run around naked in a group of ladies!! For some odd reason they seem to heal faster and cheer up!! Make sure you max that heal for best results This is called Sapience Pour!! its a stiff beam of light that heals in one SHOT..(trying not to laugh)

Number Two: You will want to max your bedtime spells...Better for you to score that night...She says she isnt tired.. you can make you her tired!! Ladies same goes for you...the man not feeling it..just give him some sleep medicine^^

Now when your in a party of members..somtimes they all need to be healed..well max the chromatic heal..It is amazing what a preist can do on his spare time..PS you need to have your pants off to complete this spell correctly..otherwise youll be taking your drawers off anyways cuz there soaking wet!!

Somtimes youll get chicks or guys that have been infected with what i call NMSTDTCKOT...for long (nasty mobs sexual transmitted disease that can kill over time) Youll def want to max your purity Spell..that spell makes your Sex life clean and wonderful!! Trust me i have had to clean up a few :grillz:

Whisht heart: max this one for if you want to steal your lovers heart for good...you better be a special man/woman this one you give off mutiple shots and it builds up..soo the pressure keeps on riseing and the love machine keeps on driving!! well anyways max this one also!!

Now overview: Heals to max: Whisht Heart, Chromatic Heal, Sapience Pour, O and River of Rejuvination!! that one i wont tell ya about its quite the Woman getter :bling: Purity is hell of a cleaner..max that over time as well ^^

I will edit and tell ay on attacks later on..Hope you EP learn a good lesson today :farts:

I think any EP's that would be reading this already have all those things maxed out... watch their pants... you could learn a thing or two from them... Especially Raja ... every half an hour she gets tired and takes a dirt nap and everyone can see up her skirt

Codium wrote:How to use one correctly!!

Number Two: You will want to max your bedtime spells...Better for you to score that night...She says she isnt tired.. you can make you her tired!! Ladies same goes for you...the man not feeling it..just give him some sleep medicine^^

I don't get it... Why need to Max out Sleep?
I dont' see any Ep using Sleep and it doesn't work on Bosses... So why learn sleep?

Tequila wrote:

Codium wrote:How to use one correctly!!

Number Two: You will want to max your bedtime spells...Better for you to score that night...She says she isnt tired.. you can make you her tired!! Ladies same goes for you...the man not feeling it..just give him some sleep medicine^^

I don't get it... Why need to Max out Sleep?
I dont' see any Ep using Sleep and it doesn't work on Bosses... So why learn sleep?

Sleep works on mobs - also the elite mobs in chrono (the ones people call bosses like blackhole are really elite mobs), and of course it works in pvp. Maxing it just makes it last longer and unless you spend a lot of time in pvp, it can wait until other skills are maxed, but I would advise maxing it then. When I first went into heaven at 89 I was doing a lot of farming because there are some cool things in there that aren't in other places on the map, and there are a bunch of stupid mobs near everything you want to farm. If there's just one mob in your way, you can sleep him and dig and fly away before he wakes up

Oooooo okok.... Cause I never understood Sleep... cause it only works if people are not attacking them right? If they get attacked then they wake up and kill your ass... so... seemed a little pointless to me other then for escaping....

Tequila wrote:Oooooo okok.... Cause I never understood Sleep... cause it only works if people are not attacking them right? If they get attacked then they wake up and kill your ass... so... seemed a little pointless to me other then for escaping....

sleep effect: u cant do anything until ur hit
stun: u cant do anything until the effect wears off
seal effect: u cant cast anything but u can run around
paralyze: u cant run around but u can use anything ranged

well also for paralize if a target is in melee range you can hit it still

baalorn wrote:well also for paralize if a target is in melee range you can hit it still

oh yes, my apologies. was thinking in my case as an ep where i do not typically fight close quarters, ty for ur correction.